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Johnnyopolis
22-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Ok heres what we do....

Each person can add one sentance....

Lets see how imaginative we can be :D

so,

Once upon a time there was a guy who owned a car....
Wmffra
22-02-2006, 12:13 PM
He loved it so much he washed it every single day
blr123
22-02-2006, 12:30 PM
And after every single wash the rain came......
Johnnyopolis
22-02-2006, 12:31 PM
So one day he decided to......
beardboy
22-02-2006, 12:32 PM
leave it dirty and let it rain on it...
Johnnyopolis
22-02-2006, 12:41 PM
but then after his girlfriend promised him...
donnyboy
22-02-2006, 12:48 PM
Peace and quiet.......and a threesome
WX51 TXR
22-02-2006, 01:14 PM
with the barmaid at the local, who...
AR-CoolC
22-02-2006, 01:17 PM
had the body of a 19 year old but...........
beardboy
22-02-2006, 01:21 PM
tha face of a 90 year old...
BenP
22-02-2006, 01:25 PM
...he decided to whack off instead.
Beeste
22-02-2006, 01:34 PM
Well that didn't take long to deteriorate :)
donnyboy
22-02-2006, 01:37 PM
Well that didn't take long to deteriorate :)

He said after whacking off 10 times!...so then he went..............
WHIZZER
22-02-2006, 02:07 PM
to the chemist to get some .....
beardboy
22-02-2006, 02:08 PM
more rowntrees jelly...and a 3 pin plug....:eek:

;)
BENJY
22-02-2006, 02:39 PM
so he could fially charge up his shaver for his girlfreinds stubble
Johnnyopolis
22-02-2006, 03:05 PM
That was starting to look pretty bad on her.....
beardboy
22-02-2006, 04:07 PM
Hairy bottom, and overgrowing down her legs...
AdyUK
22-02-2006, 09:35 PM
...over her stomach and furry chest...
WHIZZER
22-02-2006, 10:06 PM
but the problem was she wasnt at home ...
Wmffra
22-02-2006, 11:33 PM
long enough to use it so they decided to . . .
WHIZZER
23-02-2006, 07:25 AM
visit the zoo and she got ...
Johnnyopolis
23-02-2006, 07:30 AM
confused with monkeys! It took the zoo ages to work out......
WHIZZER
23-02-2006, 07:38 AM
who was who but they made a mistake and left ....
db_abz
23-02-2006, 09:20 AM
her in the cage with the Alpha male...
darren_rallye
23-02-2006, 09:42 AM
who did something unmentionable to her and then...
Alex L
23-02-2006, 09:51 AM
cooked her Baked Beans on toast:confused: :lol:
BenP
23-02-2006, 09:58 AM
..before stuffing it...
Beeste
23-02-2006, 04:04 PM
..with Paxo Sage & Onion..
Johnnyopolis
23-02-2006, 04:07 PM
and serving with a chicken stuffed with salmon mousse, the trouble was that she.....
JJ_
23-02-2006, 04:40 PM
was so tired after being in the cage all day that she
AdyUK
23-02-2006, 04:43 PM
tried to escape while the alpha male ate all the beans on toast with sage and onion and a side of chicken stuffed with salmon mousse....
Beeste
23-02-2006, 06:19 PM
and then stuffed her head under the duvet as he let go one giant fart (PMSL!!)....
Daffy
23-02-2006, 07:49 PM
he blamed it on her mother who was....
Janitor
23-02-2006, 07:58 PM
Ertha Kitt. Mrs Kitt didn't look amused, but the fella, unperturbed by this unfortunate incident, proceeded to let...
Ant GTI-6
08-03-2006, 08:30 AM
The Gorilla out of the cage, it took hold of Mrs Kitt and headed for the Blackpool Tower.....
Alex L
08-03-2006, 08:34 AM
As he'd heard Peter Kaye was there doing a......
Daffy
08-03-2006, 10:03 AM
another remix of a well known .....
db_abz
08-03-2006, 10:17 AM
recipe for fairy cakes............
King Eric
08-03-2006, 11:34 AM
along with Eddie Murphy who just bought K.I.T.T from Michael Knight and was doing.....
Ant GTI-6
08-03-2006, 12:07 PM
Dougnuts...
WHIZZER
08-03-2006, 01:28 PM
out the remodelled rear of Kitt along with ....
Astro
08-03-2006, 11:22 PM
the manual on how operate
speed-demon
08-03-2006, 11:32 PM
An xbox 360
Johnnyopolis
08-03-2006, 11:41 PM
And a new fandangled.....
WHIZZER
09-03-2006, 07:23 AM
porter cable polisher which .....
King Eric
09-03-2006, 08:18 AM
was switched on and being used by Bill Clinton to...
robertdon777
09-03-2006, 07:34 PM
spit shine his large.....
Daffy
09-03-2006, 07:59 PM
White house model while remembering the 'good' things he used to do there, like.....
Ant GTI-6
09-03-2006, 09:19 PM
Dress up in.....
WHIZZER
09-03-2006, 10:16 PM
his panto horse costume and parade around ...
chris182
09-03-2006, 11:19 PM
the oval office, smoking his ......
david g
09-03-2006, 11:29 PM
carnauba coated pipe and.....
chris182
10-03-2006, 12:01 AM
fish flavoured cigars. So he decided ....
WHIZZER
10-03-2006, 07:13 AM
to change into
Ant GTI-6
10-03-2006, 10:05 AM
his Detialing World, Polo Shirt and Fleece and went....
WHIZZER
10-03-2006, 10:28 AM
to the fashion week in New York so show off but
david g
10-03-2006, 10:41 AM
left his passport behind and....
King Eric
10-03-2006, 10:43 AM
only had his mothers, which looks a little like him so he....
Janitor
11-03-2006, 01:26 AM
thought 'bolox', I'll just head through customs with this banana, coat hanger and...
Sam gti-6
12-03-2006, 04:50 PM
PC, with a narrow escape from the customs officer, Offering to d-swirl his....
WHIZZER
13-03-2006, 09:43 PM
xray machine and ....
Fru T Bunn
14-03-2006, 08:50 PM
... quite by accident ...
db_abz
14-03-2006, 09:47 PM
he slipped on a discarded banana skin and ................
Johnnyopolis
14-03-2006, 09:48 PM
Oh my god, Im so sorry I have just tugged on your......
Fru T Bunn
14-03-2006, 10:10 PM
... small, but ...
Mike172cup
14-03-2006, 10:10 PM
suspender belt. As compensation for your embarrassment please accept this big shiny...