steeleez
23-02-2006, 08:36 PM
2 lads in a farmers field looking down a well, 1st lad says "I wonder how deep this well is" so they throw a stone down and listen in anticipation but no sound to be heard, "Christ that must be deep" exclaimed 2nd man, so they decided to throw something heavier down the well. After a few minutes searching they find a railway sleeper so they drag it to the well and with a big heave they push it over the well wall, they wait again for the sound with their heads tilted to the side, when 1st man see's a goat charging towards man 2 at full speed with its head down ready to butt, he pushes his mate out of the way just in time as the goat goes over the wall and down the well.
S**t lets leg it they said, and off they ran. As they were about to jump over the field wall the farmer jumped up "have you 2 seen my goat", "no" was the reply from the lads. "It's ok he can't have got far I left him tied to a railway sleeper."
S**t lets leg it they said, and off they ran. As they were about to jump over the field wall the farmer jumped up "have you 2 seen my goat", "no" was the reply from the lads. "It's ok he can't have got far I left him tied to a railway sleeper."