Astro
07-04-2006, 09:19 PM
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
got it up to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he pushes the pedal to
the metal even more.
He then looks into his rear view mirror, and sees a the highway patrol car
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly
nutcase as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old
for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited
for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's
side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go without a
summons."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he
got it up to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little
hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he pushes the pedal to
the metal even more.
He then looks into his rear view mirror, and sees a the highway patrol car
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly
nutcase as he floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old
for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited
for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's
side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends
in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go without a
summons."
The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.