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Old 09-02-2018, 06:04 PM   #11
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Spray all the big roll with fabric waterproofing stain proof spray.
Let it dry.
Roll it back up.
They'll be wiping their backsides all day long
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Old 09-02-2018, 07:07 PM   #12
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Spray all the big roll with fabric waterproofing stain proof spray.
Let it dry.
Roll it back up.
They'll be wiping their backsides all day long
On the same bog roll theme:

Turn the roll the wrong way round (and for those who don’t know, the wrong way is paper coming from UNDERNEATH).
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Old 09-02-2018, 07:11 PM   #13
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Swap the hinges to the other side inside the kitchen cupboards so they all open the opposite way.
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Old 09-02-2018, 07:12 PM   #14
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Rub Carolina Reaper chilli seeds on any toilet roll/tampons you can find.
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Old 09-02-2018, 07:36 PM   #15
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Go to my local valeters and swap all the labels on their bottles.
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Old 09-02-2018, 08:17 PM   #16
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Polish and wax their bath.
Swap the car valeting stuff with household chemicals.
Swap the car shampoo for paint stripper.
Drop a bottle patchouli on the bedroom carpet
Change the Chanel no7 for morning urine.
Plant some Japanese knotweed in their garden.
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Old 09-02-2018, 09:13 PM   #17
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Rub Carolina Reaper chilli seeds on any toilet roll/tampons you can find.
That's evil
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Old 09-02-2018, 09:13 PM   #18
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Put a knife in the fork compartment of the cutlery drawer. I do this to wind my mum up😂😂
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Old 09-02-2018, 10:50 PM   #19
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Go in their bedroom. Paint all the white things black, and all the black things white.
So when they wake up they think they're in a photo negative.

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Old 10-02-2018, 08:10 AM   #20
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Tell your 5 year old daughter she will turn into a boy when she reaches her 7th birthday....... did I go too far
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