Have you ever pooed yourself?

[jamest]

Just reading a thread on another forum and haven't laughed so hard in ages.

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?threadid=174863

[Kriminal]

Only due to a condition I've had in the past called Ulcerative Colitis (now controlled by drugs, thank God!)....you lose complete control, well not exactly COMPLETE, I think that's an exagerration, but let's just say when nature calls if you don't "Run, Forrest, Run"...it will run on it's own !

[Viper]

Yep, in the infants school when I was about 5 - not really embarrasing at all when you're a kid though is it? 'Hey, I'm just a kid - sh*tting myself is what we do - deal with it'

Funny story in that link though

[dixon75]

i almost sharted when i read this post! but otherwise - NO

[DaveysFR]

I never have and hopefully wont have the pleasure of it.

But my mate once went to the cinema after a night on the lash and a big sunday dinner.

There he was sitting in the cinema when he had to fart. He followed through in front of dozens of people lol.

I asked hime what he did next and as hes a tight git he went to the toilet and 'cleaned himself up' as he put it, came back in and watched the rest of the film the dirty

[bidderman1969]

i had to copy and paste this one, i just roflmao!

my old boss **** his pants in the Alphabet Bar in Soho, went to the loo, removed his ****ty keks and then returned and handed them to the barman.

genius.

I have shat myself twice.

Once after taking LSD in an Austrian cave and then getting caught short in the glass lift on the outside of the hotel. Dropped a runny load overlooking Salzburg.

Another time in Magaluf, I rolled in plastered, sat on the loo and let rip a huge liquid flow, then realised I hadn't dropped my trousers.

carry on.


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[rmorgan84]

Never in public, but a few years ago i was hugely stressed with work, not eating or sleeping properly and picked up a nasty cold, one night i was asleep woke up feeling a bit sticky and not to put too fine a point on it i bought a new matress the next day!

Went to the doctor the next day just to be sure and he said it was quite common for people who work very hard and are very stressed it's almost a warning your body is giving you along the lines of "listen up any more of this and you're gonna do yourself some serious problems if you can't even shake off a cold without ****ting yourself"

[Shiny]

I had tonsillitis a couple of years back (i get it bad every now and then, one of the downsides of previously having glandular fever).

I was on some antibiotics which had given me a very nasty case of the splats. Well anyway, i struggled down to the kitchen sink (in the nuddie!) to have an asprin gargle, coughed, and the force of the cough......well, lets just say i made my own dirt track across the kitchen floor.

[bidderman1969]

Originally Posted by Shiny

I had tonsillitis a couple of years back (i get it bad every now and then, one of the downsides of previously having glandular fever).

I was on some antibiotics which had given me a very nasty case of the splats. Well anyway, i struggled down to the kitchen sink (in the nuddie!) to have an asprin gargle, coughed, and the force of the cough......well, lets just say i made my own dirt track across the kitchen floor.

[wrx man]

No. Not yet but im on the pi55 all day tomorrow so who knows, tomorrow could be the day