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Old 09-02-2018, 05:20 PM   #1
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Old 09-02-2018, 05:41 PM   #2
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Put salt in the pepper shaker and vice versa.
Swap car keys around on house keys
Put the womens thongs in her fella's underwear drawer
Put engineer's blue on the speaker part of their mobile phones.
Put stones under the valve caps of their cars
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Pull all the labels of the tinned goods!

Flip all the hot and cold pipes around.

Remove the toilet handle.
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Remove the light bulb in the bathroom, and put cling film over the toilet. Lol
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Putting cress seeds under the carpet of the living room and lightly water, in an emoji smile, then refitting the carpet.

sit back and wait!
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