Neville

2004

Vauxhall

Vivaro 1.9CDTI

White

Sometimes, depends what I've just bought.

The van was bought from a Police Auction of seized vehicles and previously was used by Slip Knot Trevaskis, the St Austell Strangler and murdering knicker sniffer who on full moons, would strangle his victims in the back of the van before heading off to remote parts of Bodmin Moor to cook their flesh on a Camping Gaz stove. He was caught in the act after wandering into the 24 hour Bodmin Tesco in blood soaked overalls and trying to buy a Tesco Value Dip variety pack and a tub of Viennetta with a forged dole cheque.
The van was in good nick, and coats of SRP/EGP freshened up the paint while Megs Scratch X sorted the finger nail scratches in the load area.

Actually, I made all that up, one previous owner is a bit dull really.

My head. What a strange question.

Carpeted floor, painted ply walls, desk and inverter in the load area.

Telescopic photography mast on the roof.
The Chuck Norris of the spider world living behind the offside mirror.

Farting in tune to the radio.

Yes.

Yep, them as well, wouldn't leave home without them.